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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

What is your review of House of the Dragon, season 2, episode 8, "The Queen Who Ever Was"?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Hurricane Sandy May Have Affected The Brains of Unborn Children - ScienceAlert

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Owen Wilson Brings Clever, Funny “Stick” in Under Par - Roger Ebert

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is your twin flame story?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Donald Trump says he will only pick Fed chair who cuts interest rates - Financial Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

The ‘Mountainhead’ House: Finding the Perfect Horrible Location Almost Delayed Jesse Armstrong’s Movie - IndieWire

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Bitcoin Price, XRP Fall. The House Just Introduced a New Crypto Bill. - Barron's

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Gov. Abbott activates state emergency resources ahead of anticipated severe weather - Click2Houston

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

"How does Claude AI ensure data privacy and security?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is Quora? Are there any tips?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons