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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:50

Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
What is your review of House of the Dragon, season 2, episode 8, "The Queen Who Ever Was"?
So they tried
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Hurricane Sandy May Have Affected The Brains of Unborn Children - ScienceAlert
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Owen Wilson Brings Clever, Funny “Stick” in Under Par - Roger Ebert
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is your twin flame story?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Donald Trump says he will only pick Fed chair who cuts interest rates - Financial Times
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Bitcoin Price, XRP Fall. The House Just Introduced a New Crypto Bill. - Barron's
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Gov. Abbott activates state emergency resources ahead of anticipated severe weather - Click2Houston
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
"How does Claude AI ensure data privacy and security?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is Quora? Are there any tips?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons